Hello readers.

Do you want to know something that’s ridiculously unfair? While I’m sitting here… at my work desk… wearing 78 layers of clothing… drinking tomato soup made from a packet of processed powder… the genetically blessed power couple Tim Robards and Anna Heinrich are doing this:

A photo posted by Tim Robards (@mrtimrobards) on Jun 13, 2016 at 3:17am PDT

Yes. YES. That isexactlywhat it looks like.The Bachelor’s Tim and Anna are on a luxurious, fancy, expensive European holiday.

They’re spending their sunny days nearby various bodies of water lounging on various surfaces wearing various designer swimsuits. I mean LOOK at them, with their super white teeth being all tanned and healthy like they’ve never consumed a packet soup in their entire existence. I just… I cannot.

A photo posted by Tim Robards (@mrtimrobards) on Jun 15, 2016 at 4:42am PDT

A photo posted by ❤️ANNA HEINRICH❤️ (@annaheinrich1) on Jun 15, 2016 at 4:09am PDT

Their couple photos, which are nothing short of lovely when taken in ‘Straya, are NEXT LEVEL in Europe. Basically, they look like a walking advertisement for eHarmony or that dating site for rich attractive people, EliteSingles.

A photo posted by ❤️ANNA HEINRICH❤️ (@annaheinrich1) on Jun 12, 2016 at 4:05pm PDT

"We found love on EliteSingles." - Tim & Anna (...Not really, but if you're telling me you can't see it you're totes lying.)

They’re taking cute kissing photos which are only adorable/acceptable if you’re A) A reality TV celebrity, or B) are 14 years old.

A photo posted by ❤️ANNA HEINRICH❤️ (@annaheinrich1) on Jun 9, 2016 at 12:33am PDT

They’re just so goddamn perfect I think I’m gonna go stick my head in a bin for a little while.

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Tim and Anna's luxurious European holiday.

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Tim and Anna talk about living together and how they renovated their stylish pad…