The Block room reveal recap: It's anything but a bedroom week.

ANYTHING BUT A BEDROOM WEEK?

I just… I don’t… understand… but… how does that… what?

UGH.Fine.“Anything but a bedroom week” it is. We could literally just call this what it directly translates to, which is “study” or “office” week. But FINE.

Oh, wait. Just when I thought everything was hopeless and that life didn’t make sense anymore, Shaynna appears. And she looks like this:

Um, hello babe town.

Halle-bloody-lujah.

Let's get into it, shall we?

Ronnie and Georgia: 21/30

It's pretty surprising to see this duo so far down in the scoring. I'd feel sad about it, but then there was that time they stopped Elyse and Josh from living their best plunge pool life and I don't feel so bad anymore.

What's that word that starts with K? Oh, yes, Karma. This is Karma.

It'd be enough for the judges to just go "meh" at their "lounge room" - but instead they take it one step further.

"THAT IS THE WORLD'S UGLIEST MIRROR THAT BELONGS ON THE SET OF ALADDIN," Le Vogue Man says with a mixture of fury and outrage before weeping into a gold throw cushion.

Ha ha ha ha, suckers.

Zzzzzzing!

The judges' stint in Ronnie and Georgia's Nightclub of Death has a heavy peppering of "this feels wrong to me!" and "I don't know what it's trying to be!" and please let's get on to the next room before they all have an interior-style induced aneurysm.

Click through to see Ronnie and Georgia's lounge room...

Ronnie and Georgia's lounge room

Ronnie and Georgia

Sticks and Wombat: 21/30

Here's absolutely everything I have to say about Sticks and Wombat's office: It's just an office. It is tres boring. It is the size of a very small, very cramped shoe box. The wall colour shade is named “lime sherbet” and should have never existed beyond the year 1989.

Turtleneck Judge said the "feng shui" of the room was totes off, Shaynna said it resembled a "broom closet" and Le Vogue Man said "I don't mind it."

Cool.

Click through to see Sticks and Wombat's study... I have, like, three images because it was so boring.

Sticks and Wombat's office

Sarah and Jason: 21/30

Guys how cute was it when Sarah and Jason's West Elm couch didn't fit properly so they had to get a smaller one and West Elm was completely accommodating and nearly made Jason cry and product placement is so seamless these days and good sweet Jesus I just want to buy a nice West Elm couch from those helpful West Elm people?

Also - another side note - can these two STOP SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY PLEASE? They're legitimately going to end up with a kitchen that looks like a jacket potato. Less West Elm, more Fantastic Furniture pls.

No but seriously it's quite triggering for those of us with anxiety.

When it came to their lounge room, the judges didn't say much, apart from the fact their ceiling was "overkill".

Having a ceiling rose, industrial light fitting, and three sky lights is bad because "everything is fighting for your attention" and for the first time on this show I actually understand what they mean.

Their room would've got 22/30, but they had a point deducted for a reason I don't care to remember.

Click through to see Sarah and Jason's lounge...

Sarah and Jason's lounge

Elyse and Josh: 26.5/30

Everyone keeps calling this

The Block room reveal recap: One couple's accused of "taking the piss."