WE BLOODY MADE IT. (And considering this was just boring “front garden” week, let’s keep it short and sweet, shall we? We all have families and lives and comparably shitty houses to get back to.)

But before we get into picket fences and heritage features and yada yada yada, there’s an urgent matter we need to discuss. This, reader friends. We need to discussthis:

I'm sorry... but is that a...

SKANKY TEABAG??????????????

I don't think I need to remind anyone that just a couple of short weeks ago, in backyard week, Clint and Hannah were royally roasted by one Shaynna Blaze for their "skanky teabag".

Her exact words in episode 41 were: "You've got a skanky teabag hanging there... if you're going to have someone [sitting] there with a tea, take the teabag out."

#memories #throwback

Tea lovers right around Australia were shocked -nay- appalled by the comments.How dare Shaynna Blaze judge us for leaving the teabag in.We leave it in because we're BUSY, goddammit, and sometimes we don't have time to sit around and wait for the bloody brewing process. It's not skanky, it's time efficient,Shaynna.

But just two weeks on? Hannah and Clint presented another skanky teabag, only for Shaynna to comment: "You can imagine just sitting here... you can just have a cup of tea and peer above the fence and take in the street."

... soz wot.

My only guess is Shaynna, in the weeks between filming, was pulled over to the dark side of Skanky Teabag-ism and now sees precisely why we all leave our teabags in. If that's the case, welcome to a world of disproportionately strong tea, Shaynna. So glad you could join us. Brace yourself for those last few sips!

Hannah and Clint: 23.5/30

In keeping with tradition, Hannah and Clint came dead last. They just had to do it for us all one more time.

:')

Considering it looks like a toy doll house, I'm quite fond of it... but I'm a skanky teabag fanatic so what do I know about style and class? NOTHING.

Click through to see Hannah and Clint's front garden...

Hannah and Clint's garden

Hannah and Clint's front garden

Hannah and Clint's front garden

Hannah and Clint's front garden

Hannah and Clint's front garden

Hannah and Clint's front garden

Hannah and Clint's front garden

Hannah and Clint's front garden

Hannah and Clint's front garden

Hannah and Clint's front garden

Hannah and Clint's front garden

Ronnie and Georgia: 25.5/30

I think we can all agree on the fact that Ronnie and Georgia's Big Black House would've lookedswellif it was not SMACK BANG IN THE MIDDLE of four other grey, super dainty homes.

It just looks... weird. Like all the houses are being pulled into a black hole. Or like it's dressing up for Halloween. Or like Bella and Mortimer Goth from The Sims would live there.

Not. A. Fan.

Click through to see Ronnie and Georgia's front garden...

Ronnie and Georgia's garden.

Ronnie and Georgia's garden.

Ronnie and Georgia's garden.

Ronnie and Georgia's garden.

Ronnie and Georgia's garden.

Ronnie and Georgia's garden.

Ronnie and Georgia's garden.