Dear Everyone Going To The Tennis,
First of all, I like you. You’re sporty, you’re fun, you’re there out of love (love, geddit? Tennis pun #1). Maybe you live in Melbourne and are making the most of it, or you’ve travelled here to sit in the crowd and whip your head from side-to-side. Either way, I like you.
Most of you. With one large, infuriating exception.
The people wearing tennis gear to watch the tennis.
What you doing, fool? Do you also wear football boots to the footy? Do you wear ballet tights to see Swan Lake? A saddle and stirrups to the Melbourne Cup?
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"You know, the same kind of person who laughs extra loud at the cinema, so that everyone knows he understood the joke." - Nailed it!
And sometimes they look around to make sure everyone has seen that they got the joke. They drive me NUTS! Thanks Helen. -Lucy
I LOVE LUCY! I started reading this and had a bit of a chuckle and was like "i bet that Lucy chick wrote this" scrolled up and sure enough ya did. i don't even know you but i love how your voice comes through your writing!!!
You are my FAVOURITE PERSON OF THE WEEK. That was lovely to read. Thanks legend. -Lucy.