Ah, the Melbourne Cup. It’s a day of overflowing champagne glasses, Band-Aid laden feet and people pretending to know how the heck to wear a fascinator to make it look fashionable.

Apparently there’s some famous four-legged animal race that goes on, too? Go figure.

It’s also a day when our favourite celebrities come out to play. And for a couple who made their relationship on television just mere weeks ago, it would have been the perfect place to flaunt their new love for all the world to see.

Except, our newestBachelorettecouple, Sophie Monk and Stu Laundy, were precisely NOWHERE TO BE SEEN.

The best fashion from the 2017 Melbourne Cup.