19 problems only people with naturally curly hair will understand.

We run literally thousands of posts on Mamamia over a 12 month period and we’ve collated the most popular 20 of 2014 to count down as we bring in the new year.

Here’s number 16, a space to share the woes of having naturally curly hair.

I blame Kylie Minogue.

The year was 1988 and every girl in my class was sporting a spiral perm. There I sat, also with a head of curls but with one distinct difference – mine was natural.

So desperate was I though to be part of the defined curl brigade, I saved every penny I could and naïvely turned up to the hairdressers and requested a “spiral perm”. It was not to be the last time I would be laughed out of a hairdressing salon, but it certainly was my first.

“Honey, you already HAVE curly hair that (she wiggled her manicured, skinny finger at my head) cannot be permed!”

I’ve learned a lot about naturally curly hair since that day and following are the struggles only those of us who share this genetic curse trait can truly understand:

1. People continuously ask you if your hair is ‘naturally curly’?

Oh no, no. I always go to the hairdresser and ask for them to transport me back to 1988. Do you honestly think I’d spend money to look like this?

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2. You can’t casually run your fingers through it, because you may never get them back.

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3. Your hair looks great damp but when it dries naturally, not so much.

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4. A fringe is just not an option.

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5. You retrieve bobby pins from your hair in the shower. Three weeks after you last remember putting them in there.

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6. You’ve had to stop buying sunglasses with nose pieces after they kept getting caught in your hair.

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7. You spend the budget of a small developing nation on hair products because you are certain that the perfect one is just hiding from you.

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8. You have heard the following backhanded compliment more than once. “Your hair looks so amazing, you should get it chemically straightened!”

Translation: your hair looks shit the rest of the time.

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9. Your hair is always curlier on one side than the other. It is also perfectly curled underneath, the bit that no one ever gets to see.

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10. It takes an hour to have your hair straightened. Two if you’re attempting it yourself.

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11. Despite using the exact same method and product that worked yesterday, you can never quite reproduce the exact same look the following day.

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12. Someone you live with will inevitably find one of your long, curly hairs in their underpants.

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13. You go through one bottle of shampoo and 50 bottles of conditioner in a calendar year.

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14. You still seem to have the exact same amount of hair despite losing what looks like a small bird from your scalp each day.

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15. Humidity is not your friend.

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16. Cutting off one inch of your hair equates to six due to shrinkage.

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17. The only place you can brush your hair is in the shower.

Unless you want to look like a triangle.

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18. It takes an entire day for your hair to dry fully.

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19. Your hair will randomly decide that the day it will look good will be the day you have nowhere to go.

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Look, it’s not all bad. For one, no one actually has any idea if I bother to do my hair each day and also, when I can’t find a hair tie, I can just use my own hair to tie itself up with.

How about you? Any curly haired problems (or advantages) you’d like to add?

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