Merry Christmas, with love from Liz.

Liz Hurley, 50, just blew everyone else’s lame Christmas cards out of the water with this postcard from a wintry land full of howling wolves.

She’s bronzed and in a bikini. It makes no sense, but it gets better the longer you look at it. In short: It’s brilliant.

It’s the Christmas card that keeps giving.

Look closer. What’s with the owl?!

“Bye bye London til 2016. Heading West to family, friends, fire and fun. Yippee,” she wrote, which is a fairly normal message for such an out-there Christmas card.

That’ll do, Liz. That’ll do.