People are annoying. The people you love? Especially so.
You know when you just hate your partner? Not hate-hate them. But, you know, find them really really unbearably annoying.
It’s probably something small they do, some tiny niggly habit they have. You try and put it out of your mind but you can’t. So you stew over it. For hours. Until it becomes of big glob of irrational fury you just want to hurl in their face.
Often the rage will stem entirely from your own lunacy (I’m kidding you’re partner is obviously to blame, they are clearly intolerable) and you definitely shouldn’t say it out loud lest they discover how truly insane you are and leave you (they won’t, you are a fantastic goddess).
BUT you do need to get it all out SOMEHOW and we’ve just discovered a fun new way to do it.
It’s a game called ‘Things I wish I could yell at my significant other’. It’s played pretty much how you imagine it might be.
Let the rage-typing begin…
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING SO SLOWLY??! LIKE HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO GET DRESSED, YOU LITERALLY WEAR THE SAME THING EVERY DAY?!
NO. WE CAN NOT HAVE SEX. I WENT THE BED THREE HOURS AGO. YOU WERE WATCHING ANIME THAT WHOLE TIME I WAS HERE AND READY TO GO. BUT NO. YOU DECIDED TO SPEND YOUR TIME WITH BUSTY JAPANESE ANIMATED CARTOONS.
WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THE FEELINGS OF ANIMALS BUT HAVE ZERO EMPATHY FOR HUMAN BEINGS YOU STUPID VEGAN IDIOT.
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO POO EIGHT TIMES A DAY. THAT IS NOT HEALTHY. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. STOP DRINKING SO MANY PROTEIN SHAKES, YOU FREAK.
Why can you not get through one lunch date without checking how many ‘favourites’ your last ~hilarious~ Tweet received? Do you really think Twitter can’t survive without you for ONE hour???
Top Comments
I'm waiting for a man to vent about hair stuck on the wall of the shower and for the female world to fall on him
Jeez louise, someone's really trying to find any way to hate on females in general, aren't they? A couple of men have posted, and not surprisingly they haven't been met with vitrol.
OH MY GOD!!!! I dont have to be involved every single time you pick up a new freaking hobby. No I dont have an opinion on everything and no that doesnt mean I want to know about that controversial issue and dont wake me up in the middle of the night to check the door is locked...you have legs too.