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Kardashians remind world of importance of nakedness on Mother's Day.

We saw cute selfies with babies. Sweet #throwback photos with mums. Our feeds were filled with new mums, old mums, mums that have passed and mums that are now grandmothers.

Mother’s Day on social media was a mix of loving messages and fond memories and nostalgic photo filters.

Except… except for the Kardashians.

For the Kardashians, Mother’s Day equalled… near-nudity?

“Thank you to my babies for choosing me and allowing me to be your mom,” Kim Kardashian posted to Instagram alongside a photograph of her, her bikini, and her two babies.

“You’ve given me a deep love I can’t explain. I’m always here to teach you and protect you! Thank you for making my Mothers Day so special!”

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Then there was Kourtney.

I’m not sure what crouching in the jungle in the dark does for Mother’s Day (except as a shout out to “mother nature”) but all I can think about is the LEECHES.

Kourtney Kardashian mightt not be aware, but leeches love dark, damp forestry (that is not a euphemism) and she is right where they love to be. In the nude. In the dark. On Mother’s Day. Why?

mother nature

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Finally, the mother of all Kardashians, Kris, celebrated by posting some happy snaps of her clan followed by a video montage of a recent family holiday.

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Sounds wholesome, right? Until you realise that, too, INVOLVES NUDITY.

Surely, watching your 38-year-old daughter film a nude hair-flicking pool segment is not quite the fond memories and sweet sentiment that we’re used to on Mother’s Day…

Ready for part two of our Costa Rica family vacation!! 9/8c tonight on E! #KUWTK #family #kuwtksunday

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So there you have it. The Kardashian family has reminded the world of the importance of nakedness — on Mothers Day, naturally.

How did you celebrate Mother’s Day?

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