In the words of the great Regina George, “Stop trying to make Fetch happen, it’s not going to happen.”

We’re talking to you Channel 10.

In this case, by ‘Fetch’ we mean Josh Gibson and Simone Holtznagel.

We see that look... not. Image: Channel 10

The pair are currently competing onI'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Hereand the producers and editors are trying very, VERY hard to convince us that they will be the next

Stu and Sophie

Romeo and Juliet.

At the moment they're kinda clutching at straws. Or jungle vines.

Bring on the Tucker Trial!

Thanks for all the votes guys ✌???? @ImACelebrityAU #ImACelebrityAU #CelebSimone #Moannnsmeerkats pic.twitter.com/0TlNpLdprs

— Simone Holtznagel (@moan_holtz) February 4, 2018

Josh looks at Simone. MARRIAGE! Simone speaks to Josh. CHILDREN!

To be fair, we don't blame them.

As a retired AFL footballer and an international model, not to mention the two youngest contestants in there, they would certainly make a highly Instagrammable couple.

And while it's still very, VERY early days... viewers aren't exactly against the idea of the two as a jungle king and queen.

Josh and Simone on #ImACelebrityAU pic.twitter.com/kjPnDdkwVo

— Lloydy (@Davelloyd79) January 31, 2018

Prediction … Josh and Simone are going to hook up #ImACelebrityAU

— Amy (@Amytweets987) January 31, 2018

Josh and Simone... is it getting hot in here? *fans self* #ImACelebrityAU

— Anouska (@AnouskaHaaket) January 31, 2018

I'm A Celeb's Simone and Josh could be the next jungle 'power couple' https://t.co/ATiJiUumx5

— Headline Bits (@headlinebits) February 6, 2018

Even Simone's friends running her Twitter account in her absence are rooting for it, holding a poll.

What do you guys think, Moan and @joshgibson06..

Australia’s next Power Couple? #ImACelebrityAU #CelebSimone #Moannnsmeerkats #JungleLove

????????????????????‍♀️????????

— Simone Holtznagel (@moan_holtz) February 4, 2018

It’s a YES from us!

???? pic.twitter.com/3O8ElCFDyG

— Simone Holtznagel (@moan_holtz) February 4, 2018

In all honestly, so are we.

I mean... it worked for Katie Price and Peter Andre* didn't it?

*For a time, at least.