
There was once a man named Voldemort.
His name incited such fear, that characters only referred to him as He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
English author J. K. Rowling thought she’d conjured up an incomparably evil character. Then, in 2016, a man named Donald Trump was elected as President of the United States.
Compared to Trump, Voldemort looks likeBlinky Bill.And Rowling is having none of it.
As well as being the author of the best-selling book series in history, Harry Potter, and worth more than one billion dollars, Rowling is leading the Twitter resistance against Trump.
“But you’re not even American!” her detractors yell. “Trump is none of your business!”
Well, Rowling has a Tweet for that.
“When a man this ignorant and easy to manipulate gets within sniffing distance of the nuclear codes,” she posted on Twitter to her 12.3 million followers, “It’s everyone’s business.”
DAMN she’s good with 120 characters.
Here are her 10 best Tweets, highlighting the complete ineptitude of the leader of the free world.
1. We’re all glad Trump is spending time inventing hashtags.
Nothing to worry about here. Just the man with the nuclear codes, keeping us all updated on which insulting hashtag he’s considering next. pic.twitter.com/kSpe8TEvjF
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) July 1, 2017
2. Trump likes the word ‘phony’.
. @StephenKing On a sliding scale of Annie Wilkes to Cujo, what level of delusion do you reckon we’re at today? pic.twitter.com/vmPwdS47Ks
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 15, 2017
3. Trump is grumpy.
‘Mommy was mean to me and I don’t wanna hold her hand no more.’ pic.twitter.com/UksDzt0MOX
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) March 18, 2017
4. Remember when there were allegations of President Obama sexually assaulting women?? We don’t either.
Truly, whom amongst us can forget Trump ordering the killing of bin Laden? Or Obama bragging about barging in on naked beauty contestants? pic.twitter.com/1veorstvA0
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) July 27, 2017
5. When the BBC compared Trump to Voldemort.
How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad. https://t.co/hFO0XmOpPH
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) December 8, 2015
6. J. K. Rowling is an author, and she knows a lot abouttone.
Sorry, but you really can’t call somebody ‘evil’ and then refer to their ‘honker.’ Tonally, it’s all over the place. pic.twitter.com/LCUJX5kdhA
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) August 12, 2017
7. Trump must have left his phone at home that day…
Hell of a day for the President to forget how to tweet. pic.twitter.com/ABffmwwH8D
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) August 12, 2017
8. Excuse me Rowling, but our President’s ineptitude is none of your business…
When a man this ignorant & easy to manipulate gets within sniffing distance of the nuclear codes, it’s everyone’s business. #RestOfTheWorld https://t.co/yHBIIuhYEN
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) October 10, 2016
9. Trump isn’t very good at ‘friends’.
‘I’ve developed so many friends.’
Humans ‘make’ friends, Donald. They ‘make’ them. #debate
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) October 20, 2016
10. You know Trump’s not lying, because he even used capital letters.
Russia has never tried to use leverage over me. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA – NO DEALS, NO LOANS, NO NOTHING!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017
Must be telling the truth. He used caps. https://t.co/KtLD1x7nwQ
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 11, 2017
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Jessie Stephens
Executive Editor
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