I’m 26 years old and don’t have any children.

For as long as I can remember, I’ve been obsessed with babies. What with their square feet that are notat allconducive to walking, absurd rolls of arm fat and round tummies. I like how they try and put their fingers in your eyes for no reason, and then giggle when you say ‘no’.

Sometimes, I look at a baby and just want to yell ‘HOW CAN ONE THING BE THIS CUTE? WHY? LET ME SNIFF YOU.’

But here’s the thing.

When it comes to actuallyowning a real life baby, I would have less than zero idea of what I’m doing.

Jackie, Carla and Holly answer my stupid questions.

I get that you have to feed them and make sure they go to sleep etc. but what if you... forget? Or you get... distracted? OrThe Bachelor'son and you just want to watch it in peace?

I had a number of concerns, so decided to share them with my mum friends to see if I could get a little bit of clarity. Here's what I asked them:

Somehow, I've lived to tell the tale.

You can watch the video above to see how they, um, responded, and what invaluable tips they had for new mums.

And if you personally have any of the answers to the above questions, please do what's right and tell me them in the comments below.

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