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Fan crashes Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris' dinner date. Makes an A+ gag.

 

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are pretty used to living their lives in the public eye.

Speculation was rampant before they consciously announced their coupling on Instagram early last year.

So, would it be that surprising if they made a baby announcement the same way?

Is that the pitter patter of, um, tweenage feet we hear?

It seems they’ve gone and adopted a child, at least that’s what this kid’s Instagram account might suggest.

Awesome dinner with mom and dad????

A photo posted by ???????? (@rickywselby) on

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Naaawww.

Sadly the medium-sized tike is just a young fan who happened to see the couple while they were on a dinner date at an Italian restaurant in California.

He asked to have a picture taken with them, which he then uploaded with the caption: “Awesome dinner with mom and dad.”

Hilarious.

10/10.

A+.

5 stars.

Great gag.

The fan, whose name we are going to assume is Ricky from his Instagram handle, described Taylor as “sooo nice” in a comment on the post, so I guess she couldn’t have minded him third-wheeling too much.

Meanwhile things are getting serious between Tay Tay and Cal Cal who apparently met each other’s real life families over the Christmas holidays.

Just a couple of New Romantics, eh?

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