Demi and Ashton Tweets…..
I love the sound of my own voice. Perhaps that’s why I’m so taken with Twitter. I’m a relatively late convert to Twitter but I’m earlier than everyone whose faces go blank when I mention it. Or those who look pained and reply with an irritated: “Oh, what IS Twitter, anyway?” *
Well, “I love the sound of my own voice” broadly answers that question and I’ve been answering it a lot lately because Twitter has gone utterly ballistic in the past few weeks. Even if you don’t participate, not knowing what Twitter is has become a serious liability. So before you are branded (gasp) uncool-and-out-of-touch by your friends, workmates or children, I’m here to offer an explanatory hand of help.
Being a Twitter expert with a whole – ahem – three weeks’ experience, I shall topline the basics for you. I shall also punctuate this column with a small sample of Tweets I have recently received or posted. [Dave Hughes: We're off to Baby Bunting, which if you don't know, is a one stop baby needs shop. It's either that, or sort out the bookshelf. Kill me now.]
First, the basics. Twitter is a website (twitter.com). You go there. You join. It’s free. Then all you do is answer the following question “What are you doing?”
You have 140 characters (a couple of short sentences) in which to phrase your answer, which is called a Tweet. This brevity infuses even the most banal Tweet with a certain pithy meaning. [Dave Hughes: Having new carpet laid that looks much like the old carpet. Yes honey of course we needed it.] At times it can even resemble haiku. [Ashton Kutcher: daily thought…Hold yr tongue & resist the compulsion 2 talk. Instead be a strong shoulder, an open ear, & a warm heart.] Either that or it’s drunk nonsense.
Top Comments
So that's who you are kass! welcome to Twitterland
ok I joined twitter and added Mia and Gig.
and I might be getting it!