Shirtless men are one thing.

But DOGS? HOLY HELL THE BACHELORETTE. You have OUTDONE YOURSELVES.

Last night’s episode saw our Queen Sam get her puppies out for the boys.

CUTE. And the dogs are alright too. Via Channel Ten

And the people loved it.

It was impawsible to look away.

Dog unimpressed. The rest of Australia? PHWOAR.

And just as I asked my boyfriend to please remove his shirt and pick up our dog, DISASTER STRUCK.  

Because Tony went for the smooch.  

Pucker up, pooch

And the people said NO.

People were squarely divided in the “BLECHHHHHH” category and the “AWWW!” category.

Because do you know where that dog’s mouth has been? On it’s balls, that’s where. And if not the balls, then in a dead possum on the side of the road, or nosing through the kitty litter tray, or eating a hot dog morsel it found outside a strip club in Kings Cross.

RIGHT?

Snuggle.

Anyway, it got us talking. Is it okay to kiss a dog on the mouth? Is it okay to lick a dog on the fur? Is it okay for a dog to lick you on the mouth? Is it okay for a dog to lick you anywhere?

WHAT’S THE DOG KISSING LINE?

Alas, things didn’t go so well for Tony. Sam didn’t want to take the risk.  Maybe she’s a cat person.