Prepare yourselves.

Ryan Reynolds has got an EXCELLENT list of potential baby names.

The soon-to-be-

DILF

Dad told a Canadian chat show that he’s come up with a name for either gender, ready for when his ridiculously gorgeous wife Blake Lively gives birth (looks like it will be pretty soon, too).

“I don’t want a name that’s anything pretentious or, like, Hollywood-y,” said the 37-year-old actor.

“So I’m going with Excalibur Anaconda Reynolds … that’s if it’s a girl.”

And for a boy?

“Bruce Jenner.”

Sounds perfect. Not too Hollywood-y at all, Ryan.

We hope Ryan is kidding. but you never can tell with celebrities. Just ask Apple, Esmeralda,  Shiloh, Blue Ivy and Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther.

Blake, Ryan, and the future Excalibur Anaconda or Bruce Jenner.

You’ve GOT to read through these baby names. Celebrities are weird:

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin (Coldplay lead singer): Apple Martin, Moses Martin

The Kardashian's: Khloé Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's children's names: Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt, Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt , Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt

Kimmy K and Kanye: North West

Geldof's: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates: Fifi Trixibelle Geldof, Peaches Geldof, Pixie Geldof

Jason Lee : Pilot Inspektor Lee, Casper Lee, Sonny Lee

Sylvester Stallone and his 'S's: Sage Stallone, Seargeoh Stallone, Sophia Rose Stallone, Sistine Rose Stallone, Scarlet Rose Stallone

Jamie Oliver's Kids: Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver -Son, Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver -Daughter, Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver-Daughter, Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver-Daughter

The Duggars: Josie Duggar- Daughter, Jill Duggar- Daughter, Jana Duggar- Daughter, Jessa Duggar- Daughter, Jinger Duggar- Daughter, Josiah Duggar- Son

Michael Jackson: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr, Prince Michael Jackson II, Paris-Michael Katherine Jackson