EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

Robert Pattinson got a haircut.

Yes, we know that it isn’t 5 years ago.

But the guy from those teenage vampire movies has had a haircut that looks like…well…like the bikini wax that everyone was getting 5 years ago.

It looks passable from the front:

Exhibit A:

But from the back? It’s a bowl cut, landing strip nightmare.

LOOK:

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Yes.

That is a patch of hair on the back of his head.

A landing strip.

Because? Irony? Or because he wants to hang-up his heart-throb fangs? Or because his stylist passed out half-way through?

We don’t know.

So we asked co-star and former girlfriend, Kirsten Stewart what she thought. And she said:

We can’t help but agree.

What do you think about R-Patz new do?