This is what Miranda Kerr looks like after she lays down $2.5 million on a 4 bedroom beach house in Malibu.

This is what a $2.5 million beach house in Malibu looks like when a Miranda Kerr purchases it.

The real estate described this house as ‘modest’.

The house described the real estate agent as ‘cruel’ and ‘why doesn’t he appreciate me?’

See the rest of the images at Variety.

And here is what Miranda Kerr looks like in general. She will also look like this in her new house.

Miranda Kerr with her son, Flynn

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Miranda Kerr for the Pirelli calendar.

Miranda Kerr for the Pirelli calendar.

Miranda Kerr shot by Terry Richardson.

Miranda Kerr shot by Terry Richardson.

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2013 Esquire Cover

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Miranda channeling porn star Cicciolina

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Miranda for British Vogue