“If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with me in a bathroom cubicle….”

The Spice Girl and the Playboy model. In a disabled toilet cubicle. Making out.

It’s a love story for the ages, to be sure.

Glamour model / former fan of posing topless, Luann Lee, claims that she and Mel “Scary Spice” B had a hot and steamy make out session in a public bathroom…. While Mel’s husband of seven years, Stephen Belafonte, waited outside.

PHWOAR.

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Lee told totally-definitely reputable newspaper The Sun that she’d gone into the cubicle by herself and laid down her handbag, when Mel B slid in, sidled up to her, and began kissing and touching her.

Apparently, that went on for an hour while Stephen patiently waited.

‘It was very passionate and sensual,’ Lee said. ‘She’s like a man in that way — very assertive, very determined and very wanting. I can see why they call her Scary Spice.’

Perhaps we should call her Sexy Spice now though?

Here’s the rest of Lee’s account, which has predictably sent media outlets everywhere into a hot-women-hooking-up related spin:

Mel B, who has had lesbian relationships in the past, has not commented on these rumours. She has commented more broadly on her sexuality before though, saying ‘People call me lesbian, bisexual or heterosexual, but I know who’s in my bed and that’s it… I have a huge libido and a great sex life.’

Good on you, Sexy Spice.

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