And by ‘wand’ we mean dick.

Former-awkward-teen-wizard-turned-very-hot man Neville Longbottom, sometimes known by his real life name ‘ Matthew Lewis ‘, got his wand out for a magazine shoot recently and left the magical community scandalised.

Longbottom is on the cover of Attitude Magazine, showing off his sorta-okay abs and average face. But there’s a pretty large spread in the magazine that shows a lot more of him.

One such photo, which very clearly shows the outline of his penis, snaked its way onto the radar of Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling.

And she was not impressed.

Here’s the photo, by the way. In case you’re interested.

Rowling, because she is brilliant, tweeted her shock in a hilarious way.

Longbottom, slightly embarrassed but very impressed with himself, replied. And Rowling followed it with the best ‘disappointed mother’ phrase ever.

BOOM.

If you thought this couldn’t get any better, Jason Isaacs, who played Lucius Malfoy in the Harry potter franchise, decided to join in and make a classic dad joke. Which J.K. responded to equally as brilliantly, by the way.

Put it away, Neville. Or don’t. Yeah, maybe don’t.

Click through the gallery below for more actors who Neville Longbottomed.

Neville Longbottom (aka Matthew Lewis)

Neville Longbottom (aka Matthew Lewis)

Ryan Gosling used to date Sandra Bullock.

Ryan Gosling in Crazy Stupid Love.

Ryan Gosling in Crazy Stupid Love.

Calvin Harris

Calvin Harris

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt

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