Miranda Kerr is “dripping in diamonds” and that can only mean one thing, right? It’s on with James Packer.

According to Sydney Confidential, Miranda has swapped her modest $4000 Rolex watch for a $10, 000 Cartier one. Someone paying weirdly close attention to Miranda’s wrists also notes that she is wearing some sort of diamond bangle thing worth $150,000. And she has one of those Birkin bags worth $5000.

All this shiny evidence points to one thing only: She must be shagging James Packer.

Because men purchase women’s love with shiny new things, right?

OR.

What about this:

What about, Miranda Kerr is one of the most successful supermodels on the planet and she buy her own damn bling?

What about, girlfriend is worth $20 million and she frost her own wrists with diamonds?

What about, All The Women Independent, Throw Yo Hands Up At Me?

Miranda Kerr has repeatedly denied being in a relationship with James Packer. She was “spotted” (by paparazzi whose job it is to spot famous people doing things) on a yacht in Spain with him recently, but then, Orlando Bloom was “spotted” with Erica packer on a yacht, too.

Are we suggesting this is a spouse swap sponsored by Cartier wrist-wear now?

Let these famous people wallpaper their yachts in clean-cut diamonds in peace, won’t you?

Take a look at what else Miranda Kerr has been up to lately: 

Miranda Kerr with her son, Flynn

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Miranda Kerr for the Pirelli calendar.

Miranda Kerr for the Pirelli calendar.

Miranda Kerr shot by Terry Richardson.

Miranda Kerr shot by Terry Richardson.

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2013 Esquire Cover

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Miranda channeling porn star Cicciolina

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Miranda channeling porn star Cicciolina

Miranda channeling porn star Cicciolina

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