Is this man engaged? Who can say.

How many helium balloons do you need to carry a three bedroom house from Sydney to Perth? Why are children incapable of finding their school hat, when their mums spot it instantly upon entering their room? Is Bradley Cooper engaged?

These are all questions to which we – as a society – do not have answers.

But, according to a few tabloid outlets this week, that could be about to change.

It appears Mr Cooper and his girlfriend, British model Suki Waterhouse, could be engaged to be wed. Maybe. Kind of.

THEY WERE WEARING RINGS, OKAY. THEY WERE A ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED MAN AND WOMAN WEARING RINGS.

What more could you want.

Via The Daily Mail:

Waterhouse and Cooper met a year and a half ago. Does that mean they can no longer get away with both wearing rings at the same time? Does that mean that any attempt to do so makes them engaged by default?

Who can say.