Apparently, Brad and Angelina had a HUGE FIGHT while they were in Sydney.

Apparently, it was the FINAL fight.

Apparently, Brad has WALKED OUT on their marriage and Angelina has taken up smoking to cope with the stress.

How do we know?

In Touch magazine has the inside scoop. Apparently.

The magazine cover showed three paparazzi photos of Brad and Ange on the balcony of their hotel suite at the Intercontinental in Sydney last week.

Ange looked sad. Brad looked mad. The marriage looked bad. A cigarette was had.

But – and this is just a stab in the dark – we think the magazine might be exaggerating, or at the very least acting presumptive. There could be many reasons for these photos. Here’s our favourites:

Or, our actual assumption:

They are a married couple with a million children, and they are bound to fight sometimes. We just like to think of them as a magical fairy-tale, so their fights are hard to watch. Brad. Ange. Please get along, just for the sake of your children (us).

And learn the lift from Dirty Dancing. We’d like that.

Angelina on the cover of People magazine

Brad and Angelina on the cover of OK magazine

Angelina Jolie with partner Brad Pitt on the red carpet.

Angelina Jolie wore a Saint Laurent gown.

Angelina Jolie with the whole family.

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Angelina Jolie talking on Mornings.

Angelina Jolie talking on Mornings.

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Brad and Angelina

Brad and Angelina

Brad and Angelina in Mr and Mrs Smith

Brad and Angelina at the Golden Globes

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Brad and Angelina

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