Alanis.

Alanis, Alanis, Alanis.

Alanis Morissette pulled a fake sickie and got caught out. But it gets worse.

She lied to a CHARITY.

Alanis signed on to perform at a charity event. She was going to smash out some girl-power angsty vocals at the Fertile Futures benefit in Ottawa, an organisation that helps cancer survivors with fertility after treatment.

A bunch of fans/randoms/philanthropists forked out $400 per ticket, for the sake of charity, and having one hand in their ironic pocket.

Alanis reportedly phoned in sick at the last minute. Probably maybe coughed a bit over the phone, so the boss knew she wasn’t faking it.

And then, on the day of the event, she posted photos of herself on Twitter, casually sunning it up at a beach location.

DAMMIT, TWITTER.

  Her publicist quickly told the media that it was an old photo… but hmmmmm. Alanis, let this be a lesson. If you call in sick… DON’T POST HEALTHY PHOTOS ON SOCIAL MEDIA. Here’s what Twitter said afterwards:

 We could laugh at this album all day. Celebrities saying awkward/dumb things on Twitter:

Too soon Jason, too soon

We think you might mean Martin Luther King, Paris

This made our brains hurt

Lindsay cracking a not-so-funny April Fools joke

This tweet from Tyra seems sweet until you get to the last sentence

The tweet that sparked a twitter war between Amanda and Rihanna

Maybe Kourtney should try google next time

Great way to stop people talking about it Chris

Rihanna took this tweet a little too personally

Kanye we hope Kim hasn't seen this

Goldie testing her twitter feed is working

Lady Gaga's failed peace offering after she outed Kelly for bullying fans on Fashion Police

Tom Cruise has a bright idea about how to produce energy

Alec unleashing his wrath on a reporter who wrote a negative story about his wife

Sorry Jessica we thought they were called 'goosebumps'

Hulk Hogan checking out his daughter, so wrong

Odd question posed by Dr. Phil

How you choose to discipline your child isn't really twitter talk Nick

Kirstie obviously didn't catch the right lyrics

We can't wait to read it LC...