When I published Clouds That Look Like Penises a couple of weeks ago, there was a very small but vocal minority who claimed it was sexist and that a man would never be allowed to post photos of clouds that looked like vaginas.
To that, I say this: bollocks. I am quite certain that there are many many photos of things that look like vaginas on male websites all over the web and why shouldn’t there be?
I prove I am an equal opportunity immature person, today I bring you courtesy of Buzz Feed, 10 Things That Accidentally Look Like Vaginas:
For the full gallery of Things That Look Like Vaginas, go here.






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Cowrie shells remind me the the ocean is a very feminine thing, and so is a LOT of the life there! Walks on the beach remind us of the lovely ladies! Take SHELLS for example!
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The cereal called Honey Smacks (also called Sugar Smacks). These resemble that gorgeous, delicious, soft part of the female anatomy.
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heh heh, this reminds me of the Raven story of the indigenous people of Queen Charlotte Island (the Haida peoples of Haida Gwaii) and a few other Northwest Coastal Canadian natives.
http://www.eldrbarry.net/rabb/rvn/first.htm
this link is the kid friendly version, but refer to the footnote. I’ll try to find a pic of the hairy chiton for reference.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cryptochiton_stelleri_underside.jpg
the underside of a Gumboot Chiton, just picture it with fine hair all around!
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Dried apricots sometimes look like vaginas
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You’re going to love this Mia – I’m Asian, and now my boyfriend can’t stop kissing my right eye!
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Anyone in the market for a ball gown?
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Pecan nuts, anyone? They are called pussy nuts in our house
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Yup. Even pecans look like the lovely vagina. Mmmmmm.
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What a classic! I want to say hilarious, but everyone’s already said it. My favourites are the armpits, and the mouse. But the eggplant below is hilarious, too.
Add me to the list of champagne guzzlers hanging out in the kitchen. This has improved a crappy day no end.
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I needed that guffaw – it’s been a helluva day. Thanks Mia!
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any of you in Sydney? Check out the vagina tree in Kellet Street just a door up from the (old) Cafe Roma – spread eagle boughs as legs, and the rest, in all it’s welcoming glory. – A friend who shall remain nameless used to own the restaurant directly behind it, and toyed (with the idea, not the nature’s living sculpture) of putting a bubbler in -thought he’d make more from it than across the bar
wish I had a pic to post, may endeavour to make a deviation on the weekend and get it on to Mamamia
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Why do the women at MamaMia think that “looks like penis/vagina” pictures are worthy of being posted on a site that is supposedly designed to attract intelligent female comment? This type of twaddle is only worthy of champagne-prompted, giggling comments between girls in a suburban kitchen. Or am I completely wrong and should accept that MamaMia is actually designed for the amusement of pubescent school kids? I’m a fun-loving woman but I’ll never see the humour in rubbish like this. Laugh it up girls while your vacuous vapidity reinforces the image of women as silly little girls, which does us all in.
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Then don’t click on the post if you’re not into it! Not every post will suit every women (or man). Different senses of humour/opinions.
And now I’ll just go fill up my champagne. And discuss politics. Because Im an intelligent female who likes to giggle for a minute or two each day!
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Wow, Marion, guess you don’t live in the suburbs, huh?
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Life’s too short to take it too seriously all day, every day. I don’t mind some light-hearted fun to balance the tougher stuff.
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And balance the penises. Fair is fair.
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Indeed. I too prefer to recline on my leather sofa, a chardonnay in one hand and Yeates in the other, so that I may wallow in my own pretentiousness rather than partake in a little bit of harmless joviality every now and then.
Just kidding. Lighten up! It’s just a bit of fun =D
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Poor Marion…
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HA! A great giggle to lighten up my endless sea of crappy days home with the offspring. Thanks Mia!
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dried pear anyone?
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This is hilarious! Love it!
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Loved this Mia. I call bullocks on the sexist remark too!
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Hilarious
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There is a new winter shoe that was shown on Fashion Police the other night which Kelly Osborne described as the “Vagina Shoe”. I cant really describe it but needless to say, you will know it when you see it…
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I think Buzzfeed have way too much time on their paws………who could have imagined that margarine one?!?!?!
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Omg the capsicum… all about the hymen in that one. Too much/not enough horseriding?
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The capsicum?? Ew! Gross!!!
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The capsicum?? Ew! Gross!!!
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Ooh I have another one….big, juicy NZ mussels. Classic vaginas.
I also have a video of someone rubbing their eye sideways that looks a lot like…well, like they’re not rubbing their eye but doing something infinitely more pleasurable. I can dig it up if you’d like
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I preferred the penises…:(
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I posted this photo on the Cloud thread, but thought I would post it again. Just cos it cracks me up every time I see it.
I bought this aubergine/eggplant at the local Fruit and Veg shop. Husband was embarrassed, but pfffftttt how can you NOT buy this?
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Bahahaha LOVE it!!!!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
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hahahahaha! im actually laughing out loud!
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Sensational!!
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what did you make with it?
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Stir-fry.
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bahaha.. oops, I just snorted…
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Moussaka anyone?
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Sure IS funny, but I wouldn’t want something that shape near me. Yuck. NOT my kinda thing.
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I just cannot believe that mouse looks like a vagina “accidentally”. I think a designer was having some fun there!
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So do I. Caressable! LOL
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totally agree.
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Yep, just had a look at the buzzfeed.com link (where Mia got these from) and the photo is a bit bigger – you can see on the bottom that the mouse is called “G point” so I think that pretty much confirms that it was deliberate!
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ha ha ha
check out
http://www.cockshadows.blogspot.com/
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Haha! I actually have a photo of a mussel and photo of a red onion that look like vagina’s….hubby insisted I take them, lol
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Hmmm. Should I mention that these look more like vulvas than vaginas?
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I will never look at Tiny Tink the same way ever again.
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you crack me up mia!
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