When I published Clouds That Look Like Penises a couple of weeks ago, there was a very small but vocal minority who claimed it was sexist and that a man would never be allowed to post photos of clouds that looked like vaginas.
To that, I say this: bollocks. I am quite certain that there are many many photos of things that look like vaginas on male websites all over the web and why shouldn’t there be?
I prove I am an equal opportunity immature person, today I bring you courtesy of Buzz Feed, 10 Things That Accidentally Look Like Vaginas:
For the full gallery of Things That Look Like Vaginas, go here.

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