Ugh.

How boring andmehare personalities? And smarts! Smarts, too. Smarts are boring. Who cares about smarts? Not to mention charity. Charity is so not sexy. And running one? BLAH. I’d rather talk about abs, to be honest. Really well-carved abs.

Abs that change the world far quicker than a fundraiser can. After all, aren’t women only good for few things? Abs, legs, maybe a cute, nice little hair-do?

Oh, except women can talk, too. Women can speak.Andthey have brains! (Who knew?) Earth. Shattered.

Speaking of words and talking, here’s Carrie Bickmore on I Don’t Know How She Does It. Post continues after audio.

And here was I thinking – with all of this coverage of Carrie Bickmore’s abs this week after she posed on the cover ofWomen’s Health– that they were all she was good for? That she didn’t know how to speak? That she didn’t have working brain cells? That she didn’t have one of the most sought-after jobs in the industry?

So, in celebration of Carrie’s

abs

brain, here are 10 things more interesting than her abs.

But you already knew all that, didn’t you? And yet, here we are, our news cycle saturated with news about her stomach.

Perhaps we ought to do something more productive. Here’s a link to Carrie’s fundraising page.