Thought the friend who stayed at your place and left dirty dishes and wet towels lying around was bad? You ain’t seen nothing yet.

A Reddit thread dedicated to tales of the worst house guests people have had has delivered some hilarious and motifying stories.

Here are some of the best:

This guy was curious as to why his wife’s friend wandered out of the basement in her underwear.

Then there’s that one-night stand that just doesn’t leave.

And the awkward family peeping Tom.

Or the roommate’s friend who stayed for the weekend.

This guy.

This guy’s brother brought two college mates home for the weekend. That was a (creepy) mistake.

The boyfriend’s best mate.

The junkie friend who doesn’t know his mates have moved out.

The friend who sexually assaults people in their sleep.

This guy.

The roommates’s gross boyfriend.

And, last but not least, the friend with the bed-wetting kid…

Suddenly, a couple of mouldy dishes don’t look so bad.