Things are heating up on Sophie Monk’s season ofThe Bachelorette.

And by ‘heating up’, we mean that a large proportion of last night’s show was dedicated to the great Pot Plant Pissing mystery of 2017.

It was… riveting, really. Props to the producers for coming up with that Oscar-worthy storyline.

Missed the show? Read The Twins’ latest recap, in which one sentence gets a man sent home mid-date.

Nonetheless, it seemed that Australia still had a pretty good time watching Sophie Monk continue on her search for true love (James, it’s James, Sophie. He should win) and brutally kick a man to the curb for daring to question whether or not she was “worth it”.

Australia right now. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/YRPAUN7YAC

— #BacheloretteAU (@BacheloretteAU) October 5, 2017

Here are the best Twitter reactions from last night’s episode:

When we realised James was truly the man of our dreams and became irrationally protective of all of his feelings.

James is too pure for this earth and must be protected at all costs #BacheloretteAU

— Nicole Bowden (@NicoleBowden96) October 5, 2017

The perfect man doesn’t exi- #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/0773pu4FCh

— Kiri (@ahoykiri) October 5, 2017

When Jarrod realised he and Sophie had ALL OF THE THINGS in common.

sophie: i need water and oxygen to live jarrod: me too!!!! yet another piece of proof that we are soulmates. head home boys #BacheloretteAU

— Nell (@Nell_FH) October 5, 2017

When the contestants weren’t quite grasping the whole ‘elimination’ aspect of the show.

‘We lost four good guys last night’…for crying out loud it’s not Afghanistan, mate. #bacheloretteau

— WritingMum (@WritingMum) October 5, 2017

When we start thinking about why Jarrod is still single…

I genuinely would love to hear from past girlfriends of Jarrod. Just to know they’re safe. #BacheloretteAU #thebacheloretteau

— Sarah Curnow (@SarahMCurnow) September 27, 2017

When all the guys forgot that Sophie was an actual person and not a prize to be won.

They’re talking about Sophie like she’s wifi. “I have a connection”, “Did you get a connection?” #BacheloretteAU

— Carla Horton (@CarlaMHorton) October 4, 2017

nothing is more unattractive than loud men competing at something #bacheloretteau

— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) October 5, 2017

When Osher convinced the producers to let him take an ad-break tease to a whole new level.

This is the first paper-plane related based ad-break tease i’ve ever been a part of. #bacheloretteAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 5, 2017

When someone you didn’t even realise was on the show doesn’t get a rose.

That guy Guy wasn’t really the type of guy that I think Sophie’s perfect guy is #bacheloretteAU

— Just????????‍♀️Joolzy (@Just_Joolzy) October 5, 2017

A guy so generic he doesn’t even have a name. #BacheloretteAU

— Ashton Rigg (@AshtonRigg) October 5, 2017

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