Last night Georgia dressed up as a princess, and then her merry group of men turned into a bunch of dicks.

And tonight, she’s had it up to HERE with their bullshit.

This is her show. This ishermansion (note: it’s definitely not her mansion). And this is most definitelyherOsher.

We begin with Osher trying to hang out with all the dude-bro’s, and AGAIN he does something weird. He enters awkwardly rubbing his hands together, which, if we’re honest, gives away his nerves.

"Wasssssup." Channel 10.

A producer whispers in his ear, "Osher, your job is simply to drop the date card and leave... these people are not your friends" and reluctantly he exits.

Fireman Cam gets the single date, which is lovely because he is not only obscenely attractive, but he hasn't outwardly offended Georgia in the last 24 hours.

Ryan makes a joke about Cam being in the "friend zone", which we would far prefer to being in the "I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN MY LIFE ZONE" where Ryan has been sitting for the last hundred weeks.

Sorry, who? Image via Channel 10.

Georgia has organised a Disney-inspired date to gentlyremindher minions that this show is meant to be about a) romance and b) her.

First her and Cam go on a magic carpet, which is just a... rug. On the ground. With some food and drinks. It's a picnic. It's a f*cking picnic.

But because Georgia didn't get to go to New York last night like she so kindly requested, the producers have given her a helicopter for half an hour. We missed the part where an aircraft of any description featured in a Disney movie, but hey, don't let an awkwardly-themed date get in the way of a FREE RIDE.

They take their

magic carpet

helicopter to what looks like a farm, and then... and then...

Oh.

Oh my.

Oh goodness.

We see what's happening here.

It's... it's puppers. Doggos, if you will. They're dalmatians, like in101 Dalmatians, except someone f*cking failed and only found 15.

We can't anymore. We cannot. We do not know. How do words? How can they? Even?

FUCK. Image via Giphy.

OK NO. WE WILL NOT TURN CAPS LOCK OFF. WE WON'T DO IT.

THEY'RE SO SMALL. SO TINY. WITH THEIR FEETS AND THEIR TAILS AND THEIR BELLIES BUT ALSO THEIR EARS.

GEORGIA TELLS CAM TO LAY DOWN AND THE PUPPIES GET ON TOP OF HIM AND THEY'RE LICKIN' HIS FACE AND HE HAS NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY AND SHE HAS NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY AND IT'S HEAVEN IN A SERIES OF IMAGES.

THE PUPPIES.

WE'RE NOT CRYING EXCEPT WE VERY MUCH ARE, BECAUSE DID YOU SEE THE LITTLE ONE IN THE CORNER?

What are we meant to do when we no longer can?

We're not...composed. We're not...okay. It's all too much.

WE CAN'T. WE NO LONGER CAN. Image via Giphy.

Ahem.

By this point Cam and Georgia are officially in love and it's just awkward that there's more of the episode to come.

They go and sit on a couch in front of an outdoor fire and Georgia flippantly says, "There is probably nothing better than an open fire."

Oh, um. We thinkFIREMANCAM would probably beg to differ.

They still have a lot of adrenalin from the puppyincidentso start kissing and it's passionate AF.

Does this look like the 'friend zone' to you, Ryan? Image via Channel 10.

It turns out there are still 10 other dudes Georgia has to hang out with before she can go marry Cam and adopt 101 puppies, so next it's time for the group date.

Sam knows this is just one challenge closer to winningSurvivorand is, as usual, battling it out against Rhys.

The boys have to get into two teams, and Todd and Sam are the captains. Sam doesn't want any "peanuts" on his team, but then he chooses Ryan, which is strange because we specifically remember him calling Ryan a "peanut" on multiple occasions.

Anyway, point is, Rhys is (obviously) on the other team, so Sam might just live out his dream of kicking Rhys off the island.

Once the teams are chosen, Rhys says, "Todd picked the grown ups, the other team is full of the boys." WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE ARE YOU GUYS IN YEAR TWO?

In describing the ridiculous activity, Osher uses the word "stupendous", which says everything about his inability to even marginally relate with any of these men.

For the third and final time, may I play? Image via Channel 10.

We'd explain the rules of this weird challenge/competition thing, but it makes no sense. None.

The blue team wins and Sam says, WE QUOTE, "The blue team actually suck. Average-looking, average at everything, they suck and red team's way better. Should've won. I don't understand why we didn't".

OK, no. There should not be a 12-year-old boy on this grown up show. It'sduty of careChannel 10. He is anadult baby.

SAM! That's so mean. Image via Channel 10.

They then compete in Turkish oil wrestling, and Osher actually has to say WITH HIS WORDS: "No throwing, no biting."

Rhys hurts his shoulder and insists he's in a lot of pain. OK, we don't want to say he's being a bad sport, but we kinda think he's being a bad sport. And maybe he's...faking it. For attention.

Oh my god we didn't say that you said that.

...Liar. Image via Giphy.

But then in a SHOCKING TWIST there's another single date up for grabs. Sam says something to the camera about not understanding what these 'dates' are, but they're definitely getting in the way of the 'challenges'.

Matty J 'wins' and is stoked. He literally seems like one of the only guys genuinely interested in Georgia.

They arrive at some lawn in the middle of nowhere and Matty really wants to know what they're doing today. There is lots of suspense. Georgia announces they're playing croquet and he jumps up and down excitedly yelling about how much he loves croquet.

But, how did he miss the croquet clubs and balls that were sitting literally two metres away from him? Didn't he notice when they exited the car?