
After months of speculation, the signs are ADDING UP, people.
It appears the next Bachelor will, indeed, be regulation hottie and runner up to Georgia Love’s heart, Matty J.
AfterMail Onlineran approximately 183992047 articles last month about the Sydneysider’s “six pack abs” and “farewell drinks”, he’s been papped allegedly travelling to the show’s “safe house”, and then to the Bachelor mansion itself.
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But wait! There’s more.
The filming of Channel 10’s marquee program scheduled to begin this week, and theBachelorettestar was also photographed alongside the show’s producers, who were holding hisluggage.
Geddit? He’smoving somewhere.But he never went to theairport.Which isweirdand means he either A) moved to a mate’s place or B) is returning to over tellies in the quest to find sweet, sweet love. (It’s option B, you guys. It’s totally option B.)
But wait! There’s even more.

We're calling it - Matty J is going to be the best Bachelor yet. (Images: Channel 10)
Avid Instagrammer Matty hasn't upload a snap in a WHOLE WEEK. Which, in ~Instagram influencer~ terms, is equivalent to approximately 13 years. (For those who haven't connected the dots, the "stars" ofThe Bachelorare forced to hand over their sweet, sweet iPhones in the lead-up to entering the mansion.)
And with that expert observation, we hear
thousands
millions of hearts breaking across the country.Weknewwe should've applied for this season.
God dammit.
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