Celeb in 5: Friday’s best entertainment and gossip news.

1. Photos of Zoe and Hamish Blake’s holiday away with their kids are making us so jealous we feel physically ill.

So you know how everyone always talks about how hard it is to travel with babies, and it’s even harder to travel with toddlers, and travelling with both a baby and a toddler is a nightmare of proportions so epic that not even the most self-assured parent with the most powerful superpowers would ever dare to attempt it?

Well, I don’t know what to tell you, but Zoe Foster Blake and Hamish Blake have neatly packed up their two children, popped them on a plane and taken them overseas.

And everything seems… fine.

Quiet.

Peaceful.

Oy. Save us some.

A post shared by ZOË FOSTER BLAKE (@zotheysay) on Dec 14, 2017 at 8:30pm PST

In fact, everyone looks like they’re having a bloody lovely time.

The family was invited to stay at the Soneva Fushi resort in the Maldives, which sports crystal clear waters and fancy accommodation and pretty much everything you want in your life but can’t have.

And apparently, THEIR BABIES AREN’T EVEN CRYING.

Are we… missing something? Is this sorcery at work? Most of all, can someone give us a free holiday to the Maldives already?!?!?

2. Bella Hadid and Taylor Hill get naked, cover themselves in spaghetti because…art?

Look, there’s pretty much nothing to say about this other than ^^^.

Victoria’s Secret model and the younger of the Hadid sisters, Bella Hadid and – oh would you look at that, another Victoria’s Secret model! – Taylor Hill took their clothes off and covered themselves in spaghetti for a spread in Italian Vogue. There also appears to be lobster.

So, yeah.

Here’s the photo. Do with it what you will.

Dinner…???????????????? @vogueitalia #CelebrationIssue with miss @taylor_hill shot by my brothers @mertalas @marcuspiggot @gb65 @patti_wilson Thank you for your artistic minds and allowing us to be free #realgirls #fakefood aka the food is all props and not real everyone

A post shared by ???? (@bellahadid) on Dec 14, 2017 at 2:36pm PST

3. Katie Holmes spotted at Jamie Foxx’s 50th, in case we weren’t positively sure they were a thing.

We all know Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are in a long-term relationship, right? As in, four year long? But for some reason - ahem, Tom Cruise, ahem, Scientology - they did not come out publicly until a couple of months ago.

If not, there is very recent proof to support the above, with the pair being papped celebrating Foxx's 50th birthday this week.

Grooving the night away at the Highlight Room in Hollywood, they look very happy and very in love and, well, good for them etc.

You can check out the pics over on this other website.

4. You didn't ask, and yet, Robbie Williams still wants to tell you how many Spice Girls he has slept with.

Robbie Williams has slept with a so far unidentified, and dwindling, number of Spice Girls and can't seem to stop accidentally telling everyone.

In podcast Bizarre Life with The Sun journalist Dan Wootton, Williams decided to repeat the "battered" gaff. His words not ours.

“I’m going to do it again aren’t I, am I doing it again?" he began, explaining how a years-old joke about sleeping with a number of Spice Girls keeps coming back to haunt him.

"I was on stage and I was about to sing Back For Good and I said, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’m very fortunate I’m one of the only people in the world that can say they’ve been in Take That and four out of five of the Spice Girls’.

“And that was my joke. All right? So I do this funny aside but it has ramifications, real-world ramifications for years.”

And by funny, he probably meant 90s funny - so a little bit offensive and definitely cringe-worthy. However, he continued after Wootton prompted him, reminding him that Mel B denied the allegations and implied that the fourth member was perhaps Victoria Beckham.

However, Williams also denied that, setting the record straight.

"I said four out of five because it was good for the joke.

“I think if you check records everybody knows how many it was. I’ve done it again haven’t I? Oh my God!”

Yes, you have Robbie. Yes, you have. Three times to be exact.

5. Disgraced sportsman, Nathan Lyon, gets caught out by paparazzi. Wife Melissa Waring speaks.

Wife of Australian cricketer, Melissa Waring, had some harsh words for Nathan Lyon, her husband of ten years, and did not hold back when she opened up to the media today.

“We have two small children who I have to put first and unfortunately at the end of the day I’m the one who’s being f**ked around here,” Waring told The Daily Mail, after images emerged of the father-of-two kissing another woman.

The celebrated off-spin bowler was caught by paparazzi kissing real estate agent Emma McCarthy on Sunday with sources claiming that they had been in a ‘loving and committed relationship for over a year’.

You can read more about our previous story on their seperation.