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Fluff Files: Bumper installment

Missed out on your daily dose of fluff this week?

Never fear, as we have ever so thoughtfully compiled this week’s best celeb news just for you. From a fake pregnancy all the way to a gloriously detailed birth – this week has been jam packed. Check it out:

You’ll do a double take when you hear who’s been asked to star in the movie adaption of the erotic trilogy Fifty Shades of Grey. We actually thought the headline was an April Fool’s joke when we saw it. And then we realised it was September.

While talking to TV chat show host Jonathan Ross, Justin Bieber has let slip that he was approached for the role of Christian Grey. After Jonathan joked that Bieber’s army of devoted fans had been encouraged by the risque novel, the singer said: “They actually want me to be in the movie!”

Justin didn’t reveal whether or not he would be taking on the role of Christian. Somehow we can’t quite see him pulling it off. Ever. At all. Please no.

Dear Casting People – if this news is true it would suggest you are on some kind of whacky do-da drugs. Please seek help immediately and check out our alternative suggestions for the role of Christian Grey…

The newest member of the Kardashian clan arrived – and the birth was shown in full technicolour and vivid detail on Sunday’s finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to her second child, Penelope, in front the cameras for the show; the 33-year-old actually reached down and pulled Penelope out with her own hands.

Kourtney giving birth to Penelope on Keeping Up With The Kardashians

You can see the images of the actual birth over at our sister site, iVillage.com.au.

Jennifer Aniston‘s home security cameras have been hacked to reveal that she’s pregnant with triplets. WOAH. She also has two illegitimate children (one of whom is a martian) and a very large collection of Rachel-esque wigs to cover up her hair, which is actually VERY unperfect.

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… Okay, so Jen is just screwing with you. She’s having a grand old time in her latest TV advertisement for Smart Water, making fun of the constant headlines speculating about her potential baby bump. We loved it.

One of world’s best known singers has confirmed her first pregnancy and we know it must be true because HIPS DON’T LIE (Sorry… the pun was there for the taking). 35-year-old Shakira announced on her website that she and her partner, Spanish soccer star Gerard Pique, are expecting their first child.

Take a click through this gallery for other celebrity pregnancy news:

Paris Hilton at New York Fashion Week.

Paris Hilton, who is known for the odd slip of the tongue, seems to have outdone herself this time. The socialite has been caught on tape calling gay men “disgusting” and suggesting they “probably have AIDS.”

Celebrity website RadarOnline obtained the audio from a taxi ride Hilton took when she was in New York earlier this month for fashion week. Paris was talking to her friend, an openly gay male model, about the smartphone app Grindr, and the taxi driver recorded the conversation.

Her friend said: ”Say I log into Grindr, someone that’s on Grindr can be in that building and it tells you all the locations of where they are and you can be like ‘Yo, you wanna f**k?’ and he might be on like, the sixth floor.”

Paris then said: “Ewww. Ewww. To get f**ked? Gay guys are the horniest people in the world. They’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS.”

She then went on to say she would be “scared” if she was a gay man. “You’ll like, die of AIDS.” A spokesman for Hilton defended the comments saying they were taken out of context and that she is a “huge supporter of the gay community.”

And finally, this is what’s been happening in celebrity Twitter world this week…