Ah, young love. So sweet. So innocent. So… calculating?
In it, young Kyle asks someone to be his girlfriend using the time-honored multiple-choice method. Alas, his object of affection writes back that she actually already has a boyfriend. But all is not lost! Kyle is next in line! And pragmatic that she is, she estimates she’ll cycle through her current relationship in the next month or two.
So write back then, Kyle!