by MAMAMIA ROGUE
Plane travel is sort of like being in prison.
You’re stuck in an unpleasant place for a pre-determined period of time. You get reduced air quality, and funny tasting meals.
But, in some ways, it’s worse than prison. Because, in prison, if you do something really bad, you’ll get a room all to yourself. Winning!
But, on a plane? Nup. You’re stuck there with the rest of the crazies. And it’s not fun.
There’s something about high altitude that makes people go a little bit bananas. Here are our top seven plane crazies. Recognise anyone?
1. The person who reads the emergency sheet. Again. And again.
So many times that you manage to convince yourself that they’re planning on bringing the plane down, and just want to confirm that their victims will have no hope of saving themselves.
2. The person who becomes your new best friend.
You know the one. You start off with a cordial exchange: “So where are you getting off?” “Oh, the same place as me, that would make sense given that this is, you know, a plane and not a bus.” Until, before you know it, you’re discussing their fungal toenail infection, and all you’re thinking is: