Looking to downsize your iPhone?
The world’s smallest mobile phone is the size of your finger and is also designed to fit snugly in your bum.
Why. Why, I hear you asking.
That is indeed the question. Why?
Well, the ‘Beat the Boss 3 in 1 J8’ mobile phone is apparently created with prisoners in mind. So it only follows that it should be the width of the average anal cavity.
Listen: Meshel Laurie speaks with former women’s prison inmate Kerry Tucker about the realities of life in prison, on Nitty Gritty Committee. Post continues after audio.
The pellet-shaped phone is available on Amazon for a the too-good-to-be-true price of $34.
The three-in-one bluetooth dialler, earphone and independent cellphone weighs 19 grams.
It’s composed 99.99% of plastic, meaning it can slip through prison metal detectors without raising the alarm.
And it comes with a free lanyard.
That’s right! A lanyard. For free!