A woman’s womb, apparently, “is not only a vessel for bringing in souls to the physical plane, but also a vessel that can hold on to emotional, physical and spiritual trauma and pain.”
So says Embrace Pangaea, one of the company’s trying to sell American women detox programs for their downstairs regions, obviously by convincing them they’re gross.
(See: Marketing To Women 101)
I’ll just let them give you the sale pitch:
Essentially, for the very reasonable price of US$15-75, you can “rebalance” your out-of-sorts womb by inserting a number of herbal pearls into your vagina.
Apparently, these ridiculous, mesh-covered balls of “ancient herbs” can heal any number of ailments including, but not limited to, bacterial vaginosis, yeast infections, endometriosis, infertility, cramping and PCOS.
Who knew that ominous, non-specific “toxins” were the reason you struggled to conceive or suffer a bout of thrush every other month?
But wait, before you go reaching for your credit card, let an actual medical professional clear a few things up.
Writing on her blog, general practitioner Dr. Jen Gunther makes three very salient points regarding Herbal Womb Detox Balls:
Top Comments
"Alternative medicine" - the joke that keeps on giving.
And yet, it's a scam people fall for day after day after day. And our authorities do nothing to stop it.
"your vagina has not misplaced its chakra" -- comedy gold!
Seriously, I can't decide if people are getting more stupid or more gullible these days ...