What the hell is a blender orgasm?

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No, it’s not a new sexy cocktail! However like a cocktail, it is a sum of its differing parts coming together to create something deliciously pleasurable. Mix one part clitoral, one part vaginal, one part cervical stimulation and blend to orgasm.

If there was a holy grail of orgasmic ecstasy, it would have to be the three-headed mythical beast of a climax, known as the Blended Orgasm.

Essentially, it’s the orgasm you can have when two or three regions of your genitals – your clitoris, vagina and the top of your cervix – are stimulated at the same time to a big, shuddering, earth-shattering climax.

If you’ve been lucky enough to experience these types of orgasm in isolation, then you know how different they feel. Now, imagine these sensations combining to form a new intense super KABOOM of an orgasm and you’ve got the blender.

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Those who’ve attained this shuddering orgasmic high, literally gush with praise for its divine powers.

‘When I say OMG, I mean OMFG! It’s so intense,’ Kitty, 39, a make-up artist. ‘It usually happens when my boyfriend is going down on me and has found my g-spot with his fingers. I don’t experience it with intercourse. Somehow his fingers are more precise than his dick, especially when he’s doing a come-hither movement. That’s when he curves his fingers upwards and strokes my G-spot as if he’s signalling me towards him. Meanwhile, he’s going hell for leather on my clit with his mouth. The G-Spot orgasm feels more like seismic muscular contraction deep inside me and then I get that shower of tingles from my clitoral orgasm. The combination of the two sensations is completely mind blowing.’

Meanwhile, Veronica, a 30-year-old dancer, is somewhat taken aback when I ask her in she ever had one. ‘Isn’t that how everybody comes?’ she asks, her eyebrows arching in astonishment. ‘My ex-husband was ambidextrous in the bedroom. When we’d have intercourse, he’d start by a gentle prodding of G-spot to simulate me before going deep and slow inside me. It’s that deep sensation that always puts me over the edge, particularly when I feel his penis against rubbing my G-spot on the thrusts. He’d always be playing with my clit. When I’d come, I mean I’d really come. Hard. It was as if every nerve ending in my body was singing.’

Sounds awesome, so why is he an ex then? ‘He was so good at sex, he thought he should be able to spread the love around. Obviously, I didn't agree,' she tells me wryly. ‘Anyway, what I learned from him was when I have intercourse I have to have clitoral stimulation – either manually or by the hand of my lover to get the kind of orgasm that I've been used to having.'

But before we get ahead of ourselves, we need to take a quick class in Orgasm Mechanics 101. The female orgasm is still somewhat of a mystery, experts can never quite agree on why we come like we do. One theory is that there are two different nerves responsible for the differing orgasms.

The clitoral orgasm is due to the sexy pudendal nerve being alive with nerve endings, whilst the pelvic nerve that services the vagina and consequently, your G-spot protrudes on the front wall of your vagina wall and feels stringy and rough like your mouth after eating rhubarb. Meanwhile, the cervix responds to the hypo-gastric, pelvic and vagus nerve-systems. Hence, why you should start doing your Kegel's right now! These muscles need to be tight as, for maximum pleasure.

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If you're now squeezing your pelvic floor as you read, you're probably thinking, ‘Get me one of those Blended Orgasms, stat!’ First off to achieve this kind of an advanced orgasm, you don't want it to be a quickie. You need inordinate amounts of foreplay (thank me later), kissing, teasing licking, sucking, kissing, licking, teasing, ad infinitum before you get anywhere near intercourse.

The best positions are Girl-On-Top or Reverse Cowgirl (on top but you're facing away from him) because of the easy access to the clitoris and you are in control of the angle of penetration. Is he's on top, then by propping yourself up with pillows so your hips are elevated, you'll have better access to the G-spot, as well as the opening of the uterus. If you start to lose the momentum of your orgasm during intercourse, then stop and go back to foreplay and build yourself up to boiling point again. I repeat, this is exercise should not to be rushed (he can also thank me later). Take your time and enjoy each other bodies, so you’re both gagging for it.

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You certainly don't need a man to experience a blended orgasm, but you do need a couple of dildos. To really get a feel for your body, partnered up or not, masturbation gives you the opportunity to find out exactly what your wonderful body is capable of. Fingers are great, but toys are brilliant for this!

You need a powerful vibrator for your clitoris and another longer toy for your G-spot and the opening of your cervix. Go for a longer vibe that is long with an upward curve at the end. First, this will give you your G-spot a workout. This sensation is something akin to wanting to pee, but it passes to pleasure, quick smart. Make sure you’re super aroused, as otherwise deep penetration can feel a bit uncomfortable. Thrust in and out to stimulate the top of your cervix. Combine them together and you'll be blending on high speed in no time.

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