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By MAMAMIA ROGUE
There’s not really any way to put this delicately, so… Here we go: This is a post about male sex toys.
Male masturbation aids and supplementary devices to be exact.
Last week the Mamamia office got to chatting about whether there is a male equivalent for the dildo or vibrator (as you do) and – one pretty enlightening Internet rabbit hole later – here we are.
Obviously we’re no experts in the field, so these images are presented without comment. (Professional comment, that is. We have all kinds of other comment). Here are the most notable male masturbation tools we found in our noble search, brought to you in the spirit of Great Curiosity.
1. The Tenga Egg
Luckily there’s a handy video with adorable baby chickens that explains how this works:
So, um, that’s that then. You can even get them in a carton. Perhaps keep them in the fridge?
2. The Tenga Flip (or: when the Tenga people get inspired by Dyson):
Apparently there’s three different suction settings – you just open it up, insert the relevant bits and off you go. And if you think that sleek design is impressive, take a look at the wonka-style masturbation wonderland going on inside: