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'My MIL came to visit, and I caught her doing the unthinkable with my wedding dress.'

Excuse me.

A mother-in-law has done a thing and she’s done that thing while not wearing any underwear.

You see, this week Reddit user u/AdminstrativeMain7 shared a lil’ story about her soon-to-be mother-in-law.

The Redditor will marry her fiance during a destination wedding in Colombia in December this year.

Her mother-in-law is not happy about it.

“She thinks we’ll all be murdered (eyeroll), b*tches constantly about the cost of her airfare, the size of the wedding, the guests that won’t be able to come, the thought of my [sic] fiancee getting malaria, the fact that she hates no one in Colombia speaks English… you get the picture,” the Reddit user explained.

While visiting last weekend, the mother-in-law also told her future daughter-in-law that her engagement ring was far too extravagant when there are “children starving in Africa and people die for these rocks”.

She also said the young couple’s house is “an extravagant display of wealth and just ‘isn’t us'”. Then she told her future daughter-in-law that she was “getting fat” and wouldn’t be able to fit into her wedding dress.

The Redditor then went to help her fiance put together a bed. About 45 minutes later, she emerged and went into the main bedroom to use the bathroom.

That’s when she saw it. 

Her mother-in-law was standing in her bedroom struggling to fit her wedding dress over her head.

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She also wasn’t wearing any underwear ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

“I blurted out ‘What the hell?!’ and she immediately started stammering ‘Oh my God! OH MY GOD! OH GOD!'”, she explained.

“She managed to scratch her way through the back of the dress and completely destroy the sheer material. She burst the side zipper of the dress and got a dirty foot print on the train.”

She then asked her mother-in-law what she was thinking.

“She responded that she was just trying to make sure the dress would fit me; because if the dress fit her, then it absolutely fit me too. If it didn’t fit her, then I obviously had some work to do. Nevermind that I just had my final fitting and it had fit like a glove.”

The daughter-in-law also found a random dried bouquet of flowers on the bed and she thinks the mother-in-law was actually pretending to be the bride.

The mother-in-law has not offered to pay for any of the damage to the dress.

“In the meantime, in lieu of an apology, she’s lecturing me on spending so much money on a wedding dress and clearly the trouble she had getting into the dress was a sign to get something less dramatic and ostentatious.”

Yep, this sounds like the mother-in-law from erm, underwear-less, hell.

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