STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
Victoria has a secret, and Victoria’s Secret is ‘vaginas’.
The biggest day of the calendar year is here. Victoria’s Secret 2015 Fashion Show is HAPPENING NOW. The runways have been swept. The models have been toned. The wings that look like vaginas have been designed.
Hang on, what was that last one?
Oh yeah. Vagina-like wings.
The publicity team at Victoria’s Secret are busy pumping behind-the-scenes photos through all their social media accounts. And their Instagram page has just posted a winner:
The comments section confirms our thoughts many times over: “Not gonna lie… I thought it was a giant vagina,” said one commenter. “Looks like a labia minora to me!” said another (with obvious medical terminology knowledge). “They stole this design from my 4th grade sex ed book.#yourewearinganexpensivelabia,” commented an enlightened follower.