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Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2013.

Last year the first model out on the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show catwalk was wearing a bicycle.

That’s right, a bicycle.

The second? She was dressed as a toddler’s play pen/human piece of Lego. Another model was dressed as a neurosurgeon who lost her pants (but thankfully, not her face mask or gloves) and another wore a giant Christmas tree ornament.

So naturally, we’re really excited to see what happens this year’s show.

For the uninitiated, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is watched by every teenage boy alive  is an annual catwalk extravaganza to promote the VS line of lingerie and sleepwear.

The show features some of the world’s top models “Angels,” and this years lineup includes Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Behati Prinsloo, Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, and Lindsay Ellingson.

This year’s Fantasy Bra will be worn by Candice Swanepoel, it’s worth a cool $10 million so it’s probably not available online from Australia. I dunno, maybe check though?

Take a look:

What’s that? There’s not enough pictures of models in bikinis in this post? Well, let us rectify that immediately with a gallery of last year’s shots.

And, in case you’re wondering how they cast the models for the parade, the process is very similar to what you would have envisaged AKA your worst nightmare:

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