This is not a drill: you can now treat your vagina to a 'vampire facial'.

The world was first introduced to the ‘Dracula Facial’ when Kim Kardashian shared a post-treatment photo (above) of her bloodied face with her 34 million followers.

The world responded with shock, intrigue and well, downright confusion. Why would anyone do that to their face… and presumably pay for the privilege? Well, it would seem the answer is the eternal quest for youth and beauty.

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The Dracula facial involves blood being taken from the recipient (usually their arm) and injected back into their face. It’s said to plump and hydrate the skin, reducing the appearance of lines and wrinkles.

And now, thank goodness, the same treatment is available for your vagina.

Yep, you can now treat your lady garden, your hoo-haa, your cosmic fairy or your front bum — whatever you call it — to 'Rejuvula', which promises the same cosmetic benefits as its facial-focused cousin, but with added incontinence prevention and enhanced sexy times.

For simply spending 30 minutes with a stranger sticking sharp objects into your privates, you can apparently expect stronger, longer 'Os' and you and your partner can marvel at your younger, smoother looking lady bits.

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The only difference between a vampire facial and Rejuvula is that the 'gina treatment uses platelet-rich plasma rather than straight up red stuff to inject back into the she-shed. (Post continues after gallery.)

So what exactly can you expect when you make an appointment for this kind of lunacy treatment? Well, first of all, a sample of blood is drawn. It's then separated into plasma and red blood cells. The red blood cells are eliminated (sorry guys, I hear you're useless anyway) and the plasma is divided into rich and poor (rude).

The platelet-rich plasma is then activated (like an almond?) before being pumped back into the poor bastard willing let a stranger inject them in the highly sensitive coin purse.

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The treatment has been developed by Dr Daniel Sister and Claudia McGloin. Sadly for us Aussie vampires, it is currently only available at Sister's London-based clinic and McGloin's clinic in Ireland.

When you add up the cost of the 30 minute $1582 treatment plus airfares, accommodation and time off work, you've got yourself a pretty pricey vag. Luckily, most clients only require repeated Dracula rejuvenation once a year.

Have you ever had an unusual treatment on your vagina? Tell us all about it.