Guess what, peeps? It’s that time again… time for Internet shopping!
I am online trying to find some last minute gifts and thought I’d share the joy a little. I was going to have a top 10 – but then, well, I got a little carried away, so it’s a top 15. But trust me, it’s worth it!
(I am not being paid by these websites for promoting their stuff, but if they are reading this I would love some free gifts? Always worth a try)
Just click on the pictures to be taken through to the website where you can buy all this awesome
1. What’s that? You’re lonely at Christmas time? Well, not any more! You can have your very own…
The website explains:
To commemorate this beloved tale, we’re proud to offer you the Farting Santa Pillow. It’s a soft and cuddly pillow that looks like the bottom half of Santa. When you press his foot, Santa cuts one and says something ridiculous like “Smells like Christmas!”
And all for just $14.95! Must get one immediately.
2. Is that a Hanukkah Menorah light in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?…
Jewish? There’s no reason that you shouldn’t be a part of our awesome shopping spree. This is a Hanukkah Menorah light that you carry in your pocket. It folds out and lights up, for all those unforeseen Menorah requiring emergencies
The website says:
Walking around with a lit Hanukkah Menorah in your pocket used to be risky business. Besides the unsightly bulge, you stood a very good chance of setting your pants on fire.
But Hanukkah In Your Pocket has finally solved that problem. It’s a tiny, electric menorah that folds up into the size of a credit card. When you are in the mood for Hanukkah festivities, just pop out Hanukkah In Your Pocket, pop up the menorah, and you’re ready for business!
See that? They’ve thought of everything! No more lit Hanukkah Menorah’s in pocketses. Brilliant and a bargain at only $4.95
3. Do you like pizza? Are you buying a gift for someone who likes pizza? Do you also like Star Trek? What a coincidence! There’s something that was made just for you!
And it’s on sale right now. It has a massive 33% off! See that? Total BARGAIN!
4. Perhaps zombies are your thing? And perhaps you don’t live in Australia where it’s really freaking hot right now. Then I have just the thing for you…