By MAMAMIA ROGUE
Keeping track of all the news in the week that was is almost as hard as keeping focused on a Friday afternoon. So we decided to try and solve both those problems for you, with a Friday arvo highlight reel of all the bits you need to know.
Some are weird, some are funny, some make you want to crawl under your desk and TGIF.
Here we go:
1. Melbourne was named the most livable city in the world, a fact that every other city deemed ridiculous and inaccurate. Melbourne didn’t care though, and just rode its bike to a hipster beard contest held in a laneway bar that only serves homemade cider. MELBOURNE 4EVA.
2. Yougurberry, one 349 new chains of FroYo that popped up around the country one mysterious night, claimed to be healthy and made the folks at consumer watchdog Choice laugh and laugh and laugh.
Yogurberry has been telling customers that yoghurt contains ‘vast quantities of bifidus lactobacillus that is not only excellent for your digestion but can also aid weight loss and significantly lower the risk of coronary heart disease” which is true – in all kinds of yoghurt except those sold at Yogurberry.
3. The State of Origin streaker was given three months in jail for his graceful sprint across the field. We only bring that up so we can show this spectacular meme from the day:
1. President Obama has been trying to get permission from his Congress to invade Syria and take action against Bashar al-Assad for allegedly using chemical weapons against his own people. O should probably hold off on making any drastic decisions though – Tony Abbott will soon be available to explain the complicated concept of ‘baddies vs. baddies’.