One of these 19 women will definitely/maybe/possibly get shacked up with Bachelor Sam.
We’ve just got our first look at this season’s Bachelorettes – the 19 women who’ll be competing for Bachie Sam’s affection in the hope that he’ll propose to them and then decide he likes Louise better. (Kidding. That’s so last season).
First impressions: These are some very, very impressive women: vet, teacher, dietician, charity worker. They seem smart, funny and talented (WHAT ARE THEY DOING? DO THEY KNOW WHERE THEY ARE?).
In the first sneak peek at the episode released by Ten, the Bachelorettes put their smarts to perhaps the most important task: how to make a lasting first impression? How to convey “fun and adventurous” but also “not a psychopath”?
It’s a fine line.
One woman dances for Sam.
One brings him beer.
One makes him a rose out of a balloon (note those skillz for later, Sam).
One yells, “HELLO MR BATCHELA” in a bogan accent so fantastic that Alf Stewart will probably want to sue her.
One tells him she wants kids, because, you know, it’s good to get that kind of thing out of the way in the first ten seconds of meeting any man.
One brings a polaroid camera to capture the moment, and tells Sam he can keep the photo FOREVER (#generosity).
And one girl – wait for it – will make an impression that will leave Sam begging for more.
Watch the teaser here: