Anything…anything but their real name.
Every parents knows this.
Teaching our children the truth and facts of life is very important.
But when it comes to vagina and penis, we just…can’t use those words.
And not because we find those words offending.
It is just incredibly embarrassing to have a child scream across the playground…
“MUM! I NEED TO PEE OUT OF MY VAGINA.”
Shudder.
So instead, we give them other names. Which at first we think are completely fine. Better than vagina. Better than penis. And then we look at them, and wonder why on earth we chose those names.
CLICK THROUGH the gallery to find out all the names us parents in the office use.
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