by EM RUSCIANO
The pressure was on last night.
I’ll tell you where the pressure was. The pressure was in MY PANTS when they slow mo’d Keith standing up showing his delicious stomach area again and again- amiright or amiright?! (High fives everyone, then spits.)
Straight to the eliminations, It must be said that host Darren was looking as though he asked the make-up department for the spray tan to be set to Delta such was the un-natural colour of his skin last night – perhaps it was just the lighting?
A note to the wardrobe department. I am now OFFICIALLY OBSESSED with them having to wear their performance outfits a week later for the elimination. It just looks cheap, sad, weird, smelly and anxiety ridden. Let them keep some dignity, for the love of GOD allow them a wardrobe change.
First up Team Delta. The Public chose to keep Rachael Leahcar and after much clutching of her chest, sad eyes and ALL the reality TV cliches, Delts announced she was saving her back up singer Glenn. We said goodbye to Danni and the sublimely ridiculous Viktoria.
The public allowed Seal to keep Karise and then after he said something something “nurture” something “expose” Seal decided to keep Fatai. So that saw Guy Sebastian’s Brother Chris sent home (did y’all know they were even bros? I know right? They kept that under their hats.) Along with Emma-Louise Birdsall.
Seal looked pretty rad last night, like a sexy pirate, bikie, wizard. His jaunty leather jacket totally worked with his tar tipped fingers, his low slung ebony neck beads skilfully drew our eyes to his pectoral area. Joel was wearing multiple cat prints, at first I got a shock and then as the night progressed I was into it. His hair did look as though a cartoon tiger had met an unfortunate end but I was OK with that.