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Hold onto your roses: we have a rock-solid theory for who wins The Bachelorette.

Sure, we might only be an episode in, but HOLY MOTHER OF PEANUT BUTTER WE JUST FIGURED OUT WHO WINS THE BACHELORETTE.

Definitely. Probably. Maybe.

You see, Ms Georgia Love said something peculiar on Wednesday night’s premiere that the common Bachie fan would’ve missed.

But not us here at Mamamia HQ. Because when you eat, sleep and nervous poo The Bachelorette (here’s looking at you, Benny boy) you just don’t miss this stuff.

Oh, Ben. (Image: Channel 1o/The Bachelorette)

So when the 27-year-old journo said "he makes me nervous!" after meeting one of the penis possessors, we at Mamamia lost our marbles.

Why? Because that's the exact sentence that jumped out of Sam Frost's mouth upon meeting her chosen penis possessor, Sasha Mielczarek.

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It's basically the phrase every lady utters upon meeting someone who tickles her special place.

So, who did Georgia Love say those magic words about? I'll give you a few clues.

  1. He was wearing a velvet jacket. (Lel! Psych! That was practically every dude there. I'm 99 per cent sure last night's ep was bloody sponsored by velvet.)
  2. He's the contestant season one Bachelor, Tim Robards, has picked as the winner.
  3. His name rhymes with "wee".
Tada! It's Lee. (Image: Channel 10/The Bachelorette)

For those who haven't watched the first episode, Lee is a 35-year-old Mechanical Plumber who not only makes a velvet jacket look borderline acceptable, he's also bloody charming.

So if Georgia picks Lee, there won't be any complaints here.

Who's your money on to take home the Bachie Queen's heart?