By ROSIE WATERLAND
And we open on the girls this week! What is this show? Osher interrupts them as they’re having a very casual ‘just sitting fully-clothed by the pool’ conversation. He reminds the girls that Tim wants to get to know them because interacting with people you don’t know very well is how you get to know them. Ali knows she doesn’t need that advice because she and Tim were married in a past life where they rode sparkly unicorns while holding hands.
Where is Tim? What is happening?
Ahh, here he is! I knew it wouldn’t be long until he did some more contemplative thinking at the beach. Last week’s piano business just felt wrong. And it’s contemplative beach thinking of the chin-up variety! Must be some deep issues to get through. Muscles.
Danni gets the single date. Funnily enough, nobody is happy about that except Danni. Anna says Danni’s the mean girl of the house, but Emily’s hoping Tim will notice that because “Tim’s a really good judge of character, so… hopefully he’ll be judging characters well.”
Tim and Danni’s date is all about the ‘five senses’. Tim isn’t sure what they are so he tries casually digging for clues via his date: “Do you have a sense you’d like to see tantalised?” Danni replies: Giggle giggle giggle “Touch!” giggle giggle giggle giggle.
She’s a producer’s dream.
Obviously we’re heading to this week’s dream destination in another rickety aircraft, because nothing says romance like plummeting to your death with a man who can’t decide between you and 7 other women.
“No guy’s ever lined up a sea-plane trip for me!” Danni exclaims! You should probably thank whoever lined up the sea-plane then, because Tim’s been tied up and hidden under Ali’s Cinderella bed sheets for the last seven days.