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Um. People think they know who The Bachelor's 'Top 5' are and they're very... similar.

You know that feeling of excitement and anticipation you get on Christmas Eve? You’re about to get a whole heap of presents, but you also might have to cringe your way through some awkward uncle gaffs (that you’re secretly 1000 per cent living for).

That’s how we feel about The Bachelor-eve.

It’s happening in one sleep and we couldn’t be more excited for all the draaama.

Here’s the promo for tomorrow night. Post continues after video.

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We also come bearing an early present – juicy juicy spoilers.

The odds are in and according to Sportsbet, Melbourne based astrophysicist Matt Agnew’s final five all share some *cough they’re identical cough* similarities.

They’re all blonde and in their twenties, and they all live within a very close radius of 31-year-old Agnew.

1. Sam Royce.

Sam is tipped to take out the show.

The 29-year-old public servant lives in Melbourne and after a thorough stalk (via her socials) we can report she loves to travel, seems super down to earth, and plays netball.

We approve.

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2. Chelsie McLeod.

Chelsie was previously tipped to win, but is now sitting in second place.

The 28-year-old is a chemical engineer who’s also from Melbourne. (We’re starting to pick up a trend… does Bachie just not want to move or?)

3. Sophie Oddo.

Coming in third is Sophie Oddo, a 25-year-old copywriter from yep – you guessed it Victoria.

She hasn’t shared any Bach pics, and hasn’t posted since February so our spidey senses are telling us that maybe MAYBE the lads at Sportsbet got it wrong.

Maybe Sophie has gone to ground with her new love Matt Agnew? Thoughts?

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4. Tara.

Tara is a 25-year-old nurse from (what the hell Matt) Victoria, and she’s coming in at number four in the betting ranks.

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5. Kristen.

Rounding out the top five is Kristen, a Chinese researcher from Queensland (well done Matt, but we all know there’s a reason she’s in at number five.)

Oh. Kristen doesn’t have an… Instagram. Which is confusing for all involved because isn’t that the reason why you… never mind.

This is Kristen. She doesn't have Instagram. Image: Network 10.
This is Kristen. She doesn't have Instagram. Image: Network 10.

We're sorry not sorry for ruining the next eight weeks, but how legit does this top five ranking seem.

We're weirdly impressed by Sportsbet's betting odds, and we're now FROTHING for 7:30pm tomorrow night.

Let the games begin.

Make sure you to tune into Mamamia for all the very important Bachelor tea throughout the season. We have you covered.

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